Yuanji's Advice Corner

Monday, October 25, 2010

Yuanji's Advice Corner

In these changing times, there is an absence in our society of sound advice. This blog is the remedy. Post questions in the comment, and get a real ass response.

posted by Yuanji @ 9:30 PM  

8 Comments:

  • At October 25, 2010 at 9:33 PM , Blogger Andy said...

    This is the beginning of a new era in human history. An era where advice comes from the realest people. Fuck Ann Landers, fuck Oprah, fuck Dr. Phil. Yuanji's everything that advice seekers need.

     

  • At October 25, 2010 at 10:46 PM , Blogger Mike said...

    A few years back I was penniless on the streets of Brooklyn. I asked Yuanji for a quarter, but instead he grabbed my paper change cup and told me I would thank him later. I've since kicked that nasty heroin habit and now have a stable job greeting people at Wal-Mart.

     

  • At October 27, 2010 at 9:35 PM , Blogger idris said...

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  • At October 27, 2010 at 9:37 PM , Blogger idris said...

    Dear Yuanji,

    I live in a triple-dorm. All three of us are on our period so it can be pretty catty in here. I am rooming with an old friend, (person A in the interest of anonymity), from high school. Our friendship has never been very stable, sometimes we love each other and sometimes we can't stand each other. Recently she has been waking me up extra early in the morning with her constant slamming of the door. When I confronted about it she ignored me. It's been a few days and she has been ignoring me in person as well as text messages and IMS. She is extra friendly with person B ever since she has been ignoring me. So, Do you think she is doing this trying to spite me? How should I deal with this in the future? What should I consider when I look for a new roommate next year? And how has your experience been with your past roommates?

    Thank You!

     

  • At October 31, 2010 at 4:07 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Dearest Yuanji,

    Ever since moving to my neighborhood, strange things have been happening; for several months now, people have been shutting their windows down and hiding their beloved from even the nuptial touch of the sun.

    Is it my fault? Help me, dearest Yuanji; your infinite knowledge would greatly benefit Linkin Park.

    PS: I left a shirt at a friend's house, and he's not giving it back; any advice?

     

  • At November 1, 2010 at 10:27 PM , Blogger Mike said...

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  • At November 9, 2010 at 8:06 PM , Blogger Mike said...

    Dear Yuanji,

    My dad lost his job two years ago due to downsizing in his company(it's in the financial industry but I won't say what the name or type of company). He hasn't been able to hold onto a job for more than a few months and he's started to drink fairly heavily. Drinks from the afternoon until he passes out around 9PM. He tells me it's not problem and that he's just down a little bit because he's unable to support a family he loves. He assures me that it's just temporary but that line is looking hazier now. How do I talk to him about the issue? I'm not sure how to bring it up to him.

     

  • At November 14, 2010 at 8:28 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Dear Yuanji,

    I'm starting to think that I'll never find someone. I haven't really had a legitimate relationship and I feel like guys don't take me seriously. I'm not sure if its because im unattractive or I don't have a good personality. I tend to be more interested in the guy than he is in me (or at least that's what it seems like). I hate turning into the stalker psycho but I also can't figure out how to downplay my emotions. For example: this guy who is 4 years older than me seems to show signs of interest. He texts me now and then simple things and the few opportunities we get to hang out the conversation flows nicely. When we're together I laugh nonstop though I do get nervous and trip on my words/thoughts. When he texts me I automatically smile and become excited. He hasn't hit me up in almost a week now and I was the last one to initiate a conversation in which he didn't even answer the second text. I don't want to become creepy but I also don't want to waste my time. Do you have any advice for figuring out if he likes me? Or if not some tips for how to meet a guy who might like me? I just have this awful feeling I'm going to be alone forever :(

     

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