Weekly Piece of Advice - Plagiarism Edition

So I just got plagiarized by some tryhard kid who apparently can't be original. The funny part is he copied me word for word. Plagiarism 101: paraphrase, or at least change a word or two so you can attempt to defend yourself. This week's advice deals with plagiarism and how you can keep what you wrote yours:

"When on the internet, always post on sites with timestamps and make sure you can prove you wrote it (no anonymous bullshit). If there are no timestamps, take a picture of yourself before posting if you want. That way, fat, unfunny, ungracious tryhards won't be able to Tweet what you wrote and pass it off as their own in the hopes that someone cool will recognize them."